Sunday, April 3, 2011
Sunday, March 20, 2011
Leanie Zucchini. Advice #1: Know the lingo.
When traveling out of state, or better yet, out of the COUNTRY, be sure you know the lingo BEFORE you go. Kapeesh?
Learning the lingo:
Tip #1: Ask someone NICE that you can TRUST from either the place, or who has traveled previously and knows how to interact using that particular lingo.
Tip #2: PAY ATTENTION. Listen people! When the person teaching you says something like, "We call those people heshers", DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT call them "hashers". This slight change in a vowel can change the whole meaning of the word.
Tip #3: Be confident. After learning the lingo, feel free to use it-- but use it with confidence. You look almost more like a fool walking up to someone whispering the word "hesher" than you do loudly declaring "you hasher!" Simply make your way over to the people of _______ (insert place of travel here), SMILE, and repeat in your head, "I am cool. I am calm. I am confident." Then, begin speaking (insert your lingo here).
Tip#4: DONE. You did it!
This is brief, but, it might just save you a black eye or a new plane ticket flying back home to tim-buck-two. Take this advice, and all your wildest dreams will come true. You're welcome guys! :)
Sincerely,
Leanie Zucchini
Learning the lingo:
Tip #1: Ask someone NICE that you can TRUST from either the place, or who has traveled previously and knows how to interact using that particular lingo.
Tip #2: PAY ATTENTION. Listen people! When the person teaching you says something like, "We call those people heshers", DO NOT. I repeat DO NOT call them "hashers". This slight change in a vowel can change the whole meaning of the word.
Tip #3: Be confident. After learning the lingo, feel free to use it-- but use it with confidence. You look almost more like a fool walking up to someone whispering the word "hesher" than you do loudly declaring "you hasher!" Simply make your way over to the people of _______ (insert place of travel here), SMILE, and repeat in your head, "I am cool. I am calm. I am confident." Then, begin speaking (insert your lingo here).
Tip#4: DONE. You did it!
This is brief, but, it might just save you a black eye or a new plane ticket flying back home to tim-buck-two. Take this advice, and all your wildest dreams will come true. You're welcome guys! :)
Sincerely,
Leanie Zucchini
Monday, March 14, 2011
An Introduction
Hi there. It is Teenie Zucchini and Leanie Zucchini. And we are the Flying Zucchini Sisters Pre-Womb. This blog is to help out our fellow citizens in this crazy, messed up world we live in by giving them bits of advice. So, take heed. It's a bit of a survival guide and if you pay attention closely, you may just learn the unspoken secrets to life.
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